This Gamer’s Goals 240

This last week was a good week for getting things done. Now I need to get more done.

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There is a lot going on at The Swamp and you can be part of it by becoming a Goblin in my Army as I take over the world on game store at a time. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week at The Swamp?

Well there is More Barking Alien challenge coming this week. https://barkingalien.blogspot.com/2026/01/barking-aliens-rpg-campaign-tour.html?

There is also Wonderland and Ozzland going down this week.

Then Battle of the Bands on Saturday.

Alright my friends. That’s it for this week, so until next time keep gaming.

Battle of the Bands week 7

There is a new Square Pig in a Round Hole and that means it’s time to put on our mini skirts and do up our faces. It’s time for Battle of the Bands. https://kareneisenbreywriter.com/2026/02/14/square-pig-in-a-round-hole-february-14-2026/?

This week the Winner of Square Pig in a Round Hole is Plastic Wildflowers. There really is nothing to it this week, they are just the winner.https://open.spotify.com/track/2b6Mo8XOgynBoTZK6acjRo?si=8b7129e0b302400c

This week we are just getting ready for the next set of Battles. So until next week keep gaming.

Barking Alien’s RPG CAMPAIGN TOUR CHALLENGE! Day 14

So there is this dude and his name is Adam, and he did a thing, and I am doing that thing. https://barkingalien.blogspot.com/2026/01/barking-aliens-rpg-campaign-tour.html?

Day 14 What should we order to eat like a local?

Wonderland is not part of the Multi-verse unless you make it so yourself, you can’t get to by Space Trucking or the Truck Stop on the Moon. You can’t get to it by walking through some green mists. I guess my point is you’re either from Wonderland or your not. If you are not you are not playing Wonderland, and if you are then you are a local and whatever you eat is eating like a Local.

Barking Alien’s RPG CAMPAIGN TOUR CHALLENGE! Day 13

So there is this dude his name is Adam and he did a thing, and I am doing that thing.

Day 13: Where can we get Drink and Food? There are lots of places you can get food and drink but a more important question is can your Tea set with stand combat?

I want to tell you a little about a place called Renee’s Tea. You see I was told if I ever needed it I could Francoise it out. I turned down the offer because I already have a place like that called The Inn of the Shady Lady.

The Inn of the Shady Lady started as the inn for a my OA game, and then it kind of went Everywhere. Now you can find on in just about every city of Wonderland. But that’s not the only place.

in the city of 16 over 6 you can get all your tea needs at Mad Hatters tea shop. Tea in Wonderland is a big deal. So much so that if you are a holy person of some of the God’s and you miss tea time you will lose your powers for the day or longer. So don’t forget tea time.

Alright my Friends I think that’s it for today, it might be time for tea. So until next time keep gaming.

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The Adventures of Chantel 243

I need to find a new con to go too. Now I might still try and go to Rage con even though I told my wife I didn’t what to go. I need a new con to get a booth at.

I was hopping to get a booth at Rage con this year. I was even talking with my wife about her doing massages at the con. One of the head of Rage con thought this was a great idea. Every thing was going well, but I make one mistake.

I took my wife to the Gay Expo.

My wife and I shared a booth at the Gay Expo, they were only 25 dollars but with not working it was better that we only paid for one. My wife made 95 dollars 100% profit because I paid for the Booth. She thinks that she only made 55 because lunch was 40 dollars even though she did not pay for that either.

I made zero dollars. And because I made zero dollars she doesn’t want to pay to get to Reno, and pay for a booth and all the other stuff if we are not going to make money. Now I agree with her to a part. But I also believe you can’t make money if you don’t try.

So now I need to find a con close to home so it will not cost as much. I am guessing it’s going to be one of the Salt Cons. but maybe I should go see if Game Grid is going to do their con again.

I think that’s it for this adventure so until next time keep gaming.

Barking Alien’s RPG CAMPAIGN TOUR CHALLENGE! Day 11

There is this dude named Adam and he did a thing, and I am doing that thing.

Day 11: You want Adventure do you? Well this is Wonderland there is adventure where ever you turn.

The West is full of Adventure from the Death Races to the Devils Pitch Fork. There is always a Shoot out going on there.

Maybe you want to try your luck and getting the treasures at the Shire of Alice. Beware though it’s cold in the Frozen North. And the Shire might not be what you think it is.

What about exploring the Castles a long the River they run from one end of Wonderland to the other.

And there is always something going on in the Elephant Graveyard. Plus if you are Elephant kind getting back to the Graveyard before you die might be your greatest adventure.

Alright my friends I think that is a pretty good look at Wonderland for today. So until next time keep gaming.

Barking Alien’s RPG CAMPAIGN TOUR CHALLENGE! Day 10

There is this dude named Adam, and he did a thing and I am doing that thing. https://barkingalien.blogspot.com/2026/01/barking-aliens-rpg-campaign-tour.html?f

Day 10: Where should we start. What’s the first thing we should do?

This one is tough because we have already done where should we start and I feel like they are pretty close. I guess the first thing we should do is decided what we are looking for in an adventure meaning are we going to be on the Islands of the East sea, do we want to be Pirates in the East Sea?

We could spend the rest of our lives in the Elephant Graveyard. There is the Three that we could try to take down.

Do we want to try and play in a different part of Wonderland, what is going on in the City of the Damned?

Do we want to try and figure out how a 1st level group is going to get to Atlantis or are we going to play a high level game so we can get to Atlantis by our self’s?

I think that is a good list of starting questions so until the next tour of Wonderland keep gaming.

Barking Alien’s RPG CAMPAIGN TOUR CHALLENGE! Day 8

So there is this dude and his name is Adam. Adam did this thing, and I am doing that thing.

Day 8: Tell us about the Local people and their cultures.

There are a lot of people in Wonderland and even though most of them believe the same things there are so many things they do differently.

The people of the Gods, they would be the most different they worship the Tiki Gods, and they have a very laid back way of life. They wear clothing make of leafs. Some of the outfit’s follow the Main land but most of them are long skirts and short tops.

The Catter-people they try to follow what everyone else is doing in dress and other aspects of their culture most of them worship the cheshire Cat but there are some that worship the other gods.

The culture of the Ginger bread people is some what of a Mystery still. Do creatures baked in a giant oven have culture?

I thing that is it for our look at Wonderland today. So until next time keep gaming.

This Gamer’s Goals 239

This past week as been a good week for getting the writing done. I have done the Campaign challenge everyday so far. And have been enjoying it. Wonderland and Ozzland are coming a long.

This week the promotion is the whole of The Swamp. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?keywords=Chantel+jones&x=0&y=0&author=&artist=&pfrom=&pto=

I have acquired 0/6 new goblins this month. But there is still time to come check out what is happening at The Swamp. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week?

Well the Barking Alien Campaign challenge is still happening. I will write today’s post when I am done with all of the other stuff I do on Sunday Morning.

There is still a lot of Wonderland to get done. And on Thursday it’s time for Ozzland.

I think that’s it for this week so until next time keep gaming.