This Gamer’s Goals 254

This past week has been alright for getting things done. I wish the updates for The King’s Castle were coming along faster but Dungeonscrawl is not the best. Or I am not the best.

There are two promotions right now. Because the new Odyssey comes out on July 17th. The Temple of Zeus and Escape from Cyclops Island are both 50% off. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/14046/Chantel-Jones

I have reached 0/6 new goblins For the month of May. But there is still time to get some. There is a lot going on at the Patreon with Wonderland and Ozzland. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week at The Swamp?

It’s Wonderland, Ozzland and working on updating maps for The King’s Castle.

I think that’s it for this week so until next time keep gaming.

Battle of the Bands week 22

There is a new Square Pig in a Round Hole. https://kareneisenbreywriter.com/2026/05/30/square-pig-in-a-round-hole-may-30-2026/? And that means it’s time to Get Up, Dress up and head out to the dance Hall.

In this weeks group of Names there where two that caught my eye. Televangelish and Infected Rain. At the end of the Battle it was Infected Rain that came out on top. And now it’s time so see if they can climb the Ranks and become the Band of the Year.

The First Battle this week at Battle of the Bands is Infected Rain vs Ursawrath.

A good battle between to rock bands, is always a good show but I think this one goes to Infected Rain.

The next Battle is Infected Rain vs The Rodeo Coven

Maybe if they Coven had their third witch they would have been able to pull of the upset. But this fight goes to Infected Rain.

Now it’s time for the Infected Rain who are storming through these other bands to face off against Team Nonexistent

This Battle is tough because I am a Rock Hard woman, and Infected Rain bring it hard, but Team Nonexistent speaks to me on a personal level. I listened to two more songs from each band, and 11/20 sealed the deal for Team Nonexistent. It was a strong run for Infected Rain and if they had been in a different Bracket maybe it would have been a different story.

But now it’s time for the Final battle this week. And if we were playing basketball this battle would decided who was the first team into the final 4 but we are jamming out to Music.

Team Nonexistent vs Weakend Friends. https://open.spotify.com/track/1fMXIOiiHJi4SLzUwJ1SVv?si=7ee410ab0d4d48f3

As the Main Bitch in my story. This battle has to go to Weakend Friends.

Well it is now team to start a new bracket, and a path to see who will face off next with Weakend Friends or maybe they are the band of the year? They seem to be on that road and not giving a fuck what anyone else thinks.

That’s it for this week Drive home safe and have a good night. Until next time keep gaming.

The Adventures of Chantel 257

I was hoping to get this post done a few days ago and still, I don’t know if I will finish it before I get home.

I have been trying to write this so many times I don’t even know what I was writing about.

So I guess now that it is the 29th day. Well I was right I did not get it done at work in fact I did not even get it finished on the same day. It’s now the 30th.

The goals that I set for May. I was able to write a blog every week that was not a Battle of the Bands or the Sunday post.

I did not finish the city I am working on for Wonderland.

I think that’s it for this week, so until next time keep gaming.

This Gamer’s Goals 253

This past week as been good for getting stuff done.

This week The Promotion will be different each day. But I would really like to get one more sell of Escape from Cyclops Island. https://www.drivethrurpg.com//product/260710/escape-from-cyclops-island?affiliate_id=1559598

I have gained 0/6 new goblins this month, but there is still time to get in on all the good Not a Ravenloft stuff. And Wonderland is coming along. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week at The Swamp?

It’s mostly Ozzland and Wonderland. and updating The King’s Castle.

Alright I think that is it for this week, so until next time keep gaming.

Battle of the Bands week 21

There is a new Square Pig in a Round Hole https://kareneisenbreywriter.com/2026/05/23/square-pig-in-a-round-hole-may-23-2026/? And that means it’s time to take a break from the Not a Ravenloft project https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership, and get ready for the show.

This week is the start of a new bracket, and the setting stage for the up coming battles as we figure out who the band of 2026 is. This week the winner of the Square Pig in a Round Hole came down to two bands. Screeching Weasel and Ursawrath. And the Winner is Uraswrath.

Screeching Weasel has a good sound, but at the end of the Day Ursawrath A) sounds like it could belong in Magic the Gathering, (But Fuck Wizbro’s) and B) is Heavy Metal and has a better chance of Being the Band of the Year.

Alright I think that is it for this week so until next time keep the Music loud, and keep gaming.

The Adventures of Chantel 256:

I am trying to build an Empire, and for that reason I went to school to get a degree in business. I am not sure why, because the only thing it has done is make me look at things and think what the fuck. Okay sometimes I say it out loud even if I shouldn’t.

I have thought about working with people a few times and started a project with someone and it kind of went the way I thought it would. But I don’t like working with people because I know how I want things and being the one to make the rules works for me.

So, when I see other people that are trying to do the same thing as I but then change course it’s makes me wonder What the Fuck.

My new what the fuck is the amount of effort and time that Luke Gygax but in to being able to use the Gygax name just to get in bed with Wizards. Now I know Wizards is looking to get the old white guys back is weird in its self but whatever.

But what the fuck Luke? He made a CoC adventure and has his world that you can find of the Gaxx Works website. There was a website that you could by Teena shoes with a dragon on them for 120 Dollars, but I can’t find it anymore that doesn’t mean it’s not there. And he is the Head of Gerycon. So, I mean business should be good right?

I once told someone I don’t know what anyone would get into bed with a snake and I will let you decide which side is the snake in this case. Anyway whatever right?

I think that’s it for today so until next time keep gaming.

This Gamer’s Goals 252

This past week has been good for getting work done. I might not have gotten as much done on Wonderland as I would have liked, but I can’t have my pages blowing away in the wind.

This week the Promotion is Escape from Cyclops Island. I don’t know why but I really want to get Copper Best-Seller. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/260710/Escape-from-Cyclops-Island?affiliate_id=1559598

It’s the 17th day of May, and I have gained 0/6 new goblins to my Army. I just added three items for Ozzland and there will be at least one more today. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week at The Swamp?

I need to send of one map to get redone, and I need to figure out what happened to my mapping program so I can get back to working on the Dungeon Maps for The King’s Castle.

Still working on the final draft of Ozzland and the Isle of Treasure Hoard.

There is so much to get done, if I am going to be done with the current city I am working for Wonderland by the end of the month.

I think that’s it for this week, so until next time keep gaming.

Battle of the Bands week 20

it’s a busy day working on Ozzland and doing other things for my wife, but there is a new Square Pig in a Round Hole, https://kareneisenbreywriter.com/2026/05/15/square-pig-in-a-round-hole-may-16-2026/? and that means it’s time to Dress up and head down to the Dance Hall.

This week the winner is The Rodeo Coven. I was not able to find any song’s but it’s a good name. It’s like can you run from a Fireball for 8 seconds?

The stage is set for a battle between Haunted Summer and The Rodeo Coven. This is a good battle because There are a lot of Rodeo’s during the summer in fact they are working on our Rodeo grounds right now. Maybe this battle is the reason for that. Any way the winner is The Rodeo Coven.

Next week we will be the first band in the next bracket to battle The Rodeo Coven.

Well it’s time to get back to Ozzland, so until next time keep gaming.

The Adventures of Chantel 255: Rage con is coming

I am trying to make Rage con a Normal thing here at The Swamp. I am not quite sure why but I am. This year I wanted to have a booth and run games. I know this lady that could run my booth while I was running games.

Then I got this bright Idea that my wife could come with me, and maybe she would want to either just hang out for 3 days and get away, or we could take to the con about her doing Massages. She said yes, and one of the heads at the con loves the idea of having a massage chair there. This might have been a mistake though.

At the start of the year when I was looking at booths there were three options, but the other day there are now only two. I will be getting this week the one that is outside the gaming hall for 150 dollars.

Now I need to stock it with product. I was hoping that I could have new/updated products for the con but I don’t think that is going to happen. I was also looking forward to having Ozzland ready for the con, and it might still happen, but I am not counting on it.

I think that is it for now so until next time keep gaming.

This Gamer’s Goals 251

This past week has been good, maybe not as good as it could have been the DungeonSrawl program quite doing what I wanted it to do, and I never got back to it back this week.

This week the Promotion is Escape From Cyclops Island: https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/260710/Escape-from-Cyclops-Island?affiliate_id=1559598. I know that getting to Copper Best-Seller is not really going to change anything, but it would still be nice to get a Copper Best-Seller.

I have reached 0/6 new goblins in my Army. But there is still time. I just release this months Adventures in Music that came with a new Druid, Cleric and Paladin. They are all free just by going to the Patreon site. Now at the 5 dollars level you can get the two new Magic Item’s that have been created for the Ozzland setting. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week at The Swamp?

I need to pay for my Booth at Rage con. I was hoping that I would have more adventures updated by then, but I am not even sure I am going to have The King’s Castle done in time.

I need to work on getting The King’s Castle updated.

Then there is Wonderland and Ozzland.

I think that’s it for this week, So until next time keep gaming.