This Gamer’s Goals 265

This past week the writing was good one Ozzland, the writing on Wonderland not so much, it was a busy weekend. But it’s time for a new week and we will get it done.

This week the promotion is The Spooky Season Sale. The Items in this sale are Trick or Treat a C&C adventure, the House of Lilly a C&C adventure and Dancing in September a D&D 5e adventure. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/14046/Chantel-Jones

There is a lot happening at the Swamp right now, and you can be a part of all of it by joining my Goblin Army and helping me take over the world one game store at a time. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week at The Swamp?

this week it’s just Ozzland and Wonderland.

Alright my friends that’s it for this week, so until next time keep gaming.

RPGaDay 2026 #2 The Bat Man

Look I know the Title is The Bat Man, and this photo is Bat girl. But I am a woman and like her better.

But this post on the second day of RPG a DAy I about the first thing I made when I found my Dad’s D&D books many years after the first post. I was in the 8th grade.

My dad said I could make anything I want, so I did I made a comic book style map. I don’t remember the monsters I had in the “Dungeon” but the big bad was The Bat Man. I

I have learned many a thing since that time, like if you want to play Super hero’s they have games for that, and D&D is not Super Hero’s.

My friends that’s it for today, so until next time keep gaming.

Battle of the Bands week 31

There is a new Square Pig in a Round Hole and that means it’s time to get up, Dress up, and show up.https://kareneisenbreywriter.com/2026/07/31/square-pig-in-a-round-hole-august-1-2026/. Now The only way Karen could have made this weeks battle more challenging would have been to pick female lead bands. Because dang this was a hard week to pick a winner,

The only reason Man of the Mountain won this week is because they have songs called Doom Jazz and Leatherback Hooker.. Now that we have this weeks winner, it’s time for them to face Phantom Eyes.

Man of the Mountain brings Leatherback Hooker. https://open.spotify.com/track/1UvYAG9HFQrjtv4sxiSdf7?si=3f7ebbbe5a424be6

Phantom Eyes brings Damage https://open.spotify.com/track/2TJsD7qC8p21fOmzjNGihV?si=d78c036892af4ccf

Based on these two songs, the Winner is going to be The Phantom Eyes. That means the next battle for this week is going to be The Phantom Eyes vs. Miles to Nowhere.

The Phantom Eyes will battle with Unborn https://open.spotify.com/track/0ostjP0MOsjfpKPZnseFdc?si=40d4ce3aa008418e

Miles to Nowhere will battle with Wish. https://open.spotify.com/track/3EqSFDWCeo0U7UmtTHFwpk?si=452ed3b539b14194

The winner of this battle is Miles to Nowhere. There is one more battle this week as we try to find the band of 2026, and that battle is Miles to Nowhere vs Panic Shack.

Miles to Nowhere battles with Best Friends https://open.spotify.com/track/5Aa5LrpEf8WRJleMPg6rXL?si=780a5e829b1d4d04

Panic Shack battles with Who’s got my lighter? https://open.spotify.com/track/3MJekXiIAzupvp8wQop8zL?si=fb01e04f274346b7

Who’s got my Lighter? is a stupid fun song, but at the end of the day I like Best Friends more that that Mean Miles to Nowhere is one step closer to being the band of 2026.

My Friends I think that is it for this week, so until next time keep gaming.

RPGaDay 2026 #1 How did you get in to Gaming?

Welcome to August, and the 31 days of RPG’s. I was hoping to get more topic’s from my reader and supports, but I only got one. So I have some topic’s and then we are going to turn this adventure down a Different Road.

How did I get in to Gaming. As I was getting ready to write this blog, it dawned on me that out of all the people my father played D&D with the only person that is still alive is Tracy Hickman. That’s right, my dad, my best friend and an Uncle all gone, and I don’t know but I can’t imagine the Uncle through marriage is still alive the way he lived his life but maybe.

Any way, that’s how I got in to gaming. my family played D&D with Tracy Hickman and sometimes I got to go.

Well that is all I have for this day, so until next time keep gaming.

The Adventures of Chantel 265: The Imposable Dream

Once again, the adventure of the day comes from WordPress, And the Question is What is your Biggest Dream?

If you have been here for some time, it’s no secret. But if you are new here at The Swamp my biggest Dream is to be a Sexy Bitch that gets to play D&D every day and be able to support those people that I want to support which really is anyone that is not a dick.

I dream that I will get enough Goblins to join my Army: The Swamp | Content for Role-Playing Games. (D&D,C&C and so many more) | Patreon

I also have a store on Drivethru: DriveThruRPG.com – The Largest RPG Download Store!

And of course the game store here on the website.

I think that is all I have today even though I feel there should be more, So until next time keep Gaming.

The Adventures of Chantel 264

Today’s blog post comes from WordPress, now it’s been a hot minute since this was the topic, but the Question is what is the oldest thing you own? Now there are two thoughts I have.

The first thought is, if it doesn’t matter that I was not the First owner, the oldest things I have are. My 1e D&D books that where my Dad’s first.

If we are talking about things that have only ever belonged to me, then it would be My Pet Monster. Now I don’t have the Handcuff’s anymore, and this isn’t even the first one I owned. We had to get this one because I left the first one on the Train in West Germany.

Alright I think that’s it for today, so until next time keep gaming.

This Gamer’s Goals 262

This past week has been good for getting the writing done. Both the Ozzland and Wonderland projects are coming along.

This week the Promotion until Thursday will be The Christmas in July sale. https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/browse?promo=31815&src=xoj2026rpg&keyword=Chantel%20jones Then on Friday it will be the King’s Castle.

I know the world we live in makes it hard for us to be able to support the people we want to support. but I have reach -2/6 new goblins this month. I need new Goblins so I can take over the world one game store at a time. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week at the Swamp?

The King’s Castle: I should be getting my maps back today, and then I have one more make to do. I am still looking at by the end of August, I will be able to get the updated version of The King’s Castle out to the world.

Ozzland: This week I am working on level 3 curses for the Player’s hand book.

Wonderland: I am working on Alice’s Guide to Wonderland, The Monsters of Wonderland and The city of Atlantis.

Alright, I think that is it for this week, so until next time keep gaming.

Battle of the Bands week 30

There is a new Square Pig in a Round Hole, and that means it’s time to get dress and head to the dance Hall. https://kareneisenbreywriter.com/2026/07/25/square-pig-in-a-round-hole-july-25-2026/?

This week the names were pretty good, and there was a battle between Phantom Eyes and The Zack Static Sect. But at the end of the day, the Female vocals won out and Phantom Eyes was or is the Winner.

Phantom Eyes will face next weeks winner and we try to find the band of 2006

I think that’s it for today so until next time keep gaming.

The Adventures of Chantel 263: Christmas in July and August Goals

Christmas is in July is still happening and all the OSRIC adventures are on sale. https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher/14046/chantel-jones?promo=31815&src=xoj2026rpg&keyword=Chantel%20jones.

Now it’s time to get into the goals for next month.

Let’s start with getting 8 new goblins for my Army as I try to take over the world one game store at a time. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership.

I would like to sell 12 copies of Escape from Cyclops Island. https://www.drivethrurpg.com//product/260710/escape-from-cyclops-island?affiliate_id=1559598

Wonderland: I am working on the Player’s guide to Wonderland, and I am setting the goal to be done with chapter one. I also think that getting the Angel second of the Monster book is a good goal.

Ozzland: I am working on chapter 3 of The Guide to Ozzland and I think I could be done with it by the end of August.

The last goal is to have the updated OSRIC version of The King’s Castle done and out. and should have the C&C version done too.

Ops I lied. There is one more goal and I need your help with it. It’s once again time for RPG a day, https://www.autocratik.com/2026/07/announcing-rpgaday2026-in-august.html and I want you to pick the topics I write about for 31 days.

Alright, I think that’s it for today. So until next time keep gaming.

The Adventures of Chantel 262: The end of a month

I know that we have one more week in July, but I need to get peoples help with one of my goals for August, so we are going to end the month early.

I talked about getting 800,000 dollars so I could buy Hell. I don’t think I was ever really going to do that, but it might still be on the table if I can come up with the money. I got about 14 dollars.

I wanted to sell 12 copies of Escape from Cyclops Island. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/260710/Escape-from-Cyclops-Island?affiliate_id=1559598. I have sold zero copies.

Wonderland: the goal was to be further along. I am still not 100% sure what that looks like but I have started writing the Player’s Guide to Wonderland and am working on the Monster book.

Ozzland: The Guide to Ozzland is coming along. I have start working on level 3 curses.

Alright I think that is it for today. So until next time keep gaming.