The Adventures of Chantel 243

I need to find a new con to go too. Now I might still try and go to Rage con even though I told my wife I didn’t what to go. I need a new con to get a booth at.

I was hopping to get a booth at Rage con this year. I was even talking with my wife about her doing massages at the con. One of the head of Rage con thought this was a great idea. Every thing was going well, but I make one mistake.

I took my wife to the Gay Expo.

My wife and I shared a booth at the Gay Expo, they were only 25 dollars but with not working it was better that we only paid for one. My wife made 95 dollars 100% profit because I paid for the Booth. She thinks that she only made 55 because lunch was 40 dollars even though she did not pay for that either.

I made zero dollars. And because I made zero dollars she doesn’t want to pay to get to Reno, and pay for a booth and all the other stuff if we are not going to make money. Now I agree with her to a part. But I also believe you can’t make money if you don’t try.

So now I need to find a con close to home so it will not cost as much. I am guessing it’s going to be one of the Salt Cons. but maybe I should go see if Game Grid is going to do their con again.

I think that’s it for this adventure so until next time keep gaming.

Barking Alien’s RPG CAMPAIGN TOUR CHALLENGE! Day 11

There is this dude named Adam and he did a thing, and I am doing that thing.

Day 11: You want Adventure do you? Well this is Wonderland there is adventure where ever you turn.

The West is full of Adventure from the Death Races to the Devils Pitch Fork. There is always a Shoot out going on there.

Maybe you want to try your luck and getting the treasures at the Shire of Alice. Beware though it’s cold in the Frozen North. And the Shire might not be what you think it is.

What about exploring the Castles a long the River they run from one end of Wonderland to the other.

And there is always something going on in the Elephant Graveyard. Plus if you are Elephant kind getting back to the Graveyard before you die might be your greatest adventure.

Alright my friends I think that is a pretty good look at Wonderland for today. So until next time keep gaming.

Barking Alien’s RPG CAMPAIGN TOUR CHALLENGE! Day 10

There is this dude named Adam, and he did a thing and I am doing that thing. https://barkingalien.blogspot.com/2026/01/barking-aliens-rpg-campaign-tour.html?f

Day 10: Where should we start. What’s the first thing we should do?

This one is tough because we have already done where should we start and I feel like they are pretty close. I guess the first thing we should do is decided what we are looking for in an adventure meaning are we going to be on the Islands of the East sea, do we want to be Pirates in the East Sea?

We could spend the rest of our lives in the Elephant Graveyard. There is the Three that we could try to take down.

Do we want to try and play in a different part of Wonderland, what is going on in the City of the Damned?

Do we want to try and figure out how a 1st level group is going to get to Atlantis or are we going to play a high level game so we can get to Atlantis by our self’s?

I think that is a good list of starting questions so until the next tour of Wonderland keep gaming.

Barking Alien’s RPG CAMPAIGN TOUR CHALLENGE! Day 8

So there is this dude and his name is Adam. Adam did this thing, and I am doing that thing.

Day 8: Tell us about the Local people and their cultures.

There are a lot of people in Wonderland and even though most of them believe the same things there are so many things they do differently.

The people of the Gods, they would be the most different they worship the Tiki Gods, and they have a very laid back way of life. They wear clothing make of leafs. Some of the outfit’s follow the Main land but most of them are long skirts and short tops.

The Catter-people they try to follow what everyone else is doing in dress and other aspects of their culture most of them worship the cheshire Cat but there are some that worship the other gods.

The culture of the Ginger bread people is some what of a Mystery still. Do creatures baked in a giant oven have culture?

I thing that is it for our look at Wonderland today. So until next time keep gaming.

This Gamer’s Goals 239

This past week as been a good week for getting the writing done. I have done the Campaign challenge everyday so far. And have been enjoying it. Wonderland and Ozzland are coming a long.

This week the promotion is the whole of The Swamp. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?keywords=Chantel+jones&x=0&y=0&author=&artist=&pfrom=&pto=

I have acquired 0/6 new goblins this month. But there is still time to come check out what is happening at The Swamp. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week?

Well the Barking Alien Campaign challenge is still happening. I will write today’s post when I am done with all of the other stuff I do on Sunday Morning.

There is still a lot of Wonderland to get done. And on Thursday it’s time for Ozzland.

I think that’s it for this week so until next time keep gaming.

Battle of the Bands week 6

There is a new Square Pig in a Round whole, and that means it’s time to get dressed and head down to the concert hall. https://kareneisenbreywriter.com/2026/02/07/square-pig-in-a-round-hole-february-7-2026/?

This week The winner is Strange & the Familiars. for now other reason then if this was not a test you would already be dead.

Now that we have this weeks winner, it’s time to see who is going to ween between Strange & the Familiars and last weeks winner Weakend Friends.

I do like This is only a test, but I think Weakend Friends as a stronger showing and for that reason I am picking them over Strange and the Familiars.

Tune in next week as we start setting up the next bracket in the quest to find the best band of the year.

Barking Alien’s RPG CAMPAIGN TOUR CHALLENGE! Day 7

So there is this dude named Adam and he did a thing, and I am doing said thing. https://barkingalien.blogspot.com/2026/01/barking-aliens-rpg-campaign-tour.html?

Day 7: What’s the weather like today? Well to be honest it depends on what part of Wonderland you are in. If you are in the Isles of the God’s it very Tropical.

The Queen’s forest is very lush maybe even jungle like it rains a lot.

The West is hot and drive which is weird for the location of The West, but with all the testing that as taken place there it’s not surprising.

The Elephant Graveyard is also hot and Dry but there are a lot of volcano’s there.

The Frozen North is cold as it should be.

I think that is it for today’s weather report so until next time keep gaming.

Barking Alien’s RPG CAMPAIGN TOUR CHALLENGE! Day 6

There is this dude his name is Adam, and Adam did a thing and now I am doing that thing. https://barkingalien.blogspot.com/2026/01/barking-aliens-rpg-campaign-tour.html?f

I don’t remember if Adam and I are friends, but we are both members of a Facebook group called I’d Rather Be Killing Monsters. https://www.facebook.com/groups/irbkm

Day Six: Where do we start? Most people would say you start at the Beginning, but were all mad here and as started earlier it doesn’t matter where you start if it doesn’t matter where you are going.

Now that being said if someone wanted to start a game in Wonderland there are some things I would bring up.. First as I have been working on Wonderland I have writing some parts to an adventure path. They are Bad Moon Rising. This adventure starts in the City of Spadeville on Three Moons. The middle adventure is called Last Train to London, and the last adventure is called Werewolves of London. Where the players may or may not find out that a Red was the big bad wolf the whole time.

We could start an Adventure in the Elephant Graveyard. Fight witches might be fun.

I have always had a thing for The West. It’s a Steampunk Amazonian city. with a Death Race.

And if you like Pirates we could start our adventure in the Port City of Mystery. The city doesn’t really have a ruler but there is a goblin that thinks he is the king. There is also a Goblin troll that live under a bridge and sometimes he makes doing business hard. There might also be a Pyromancer that needs help finding her Necromancer lover.

Alright you now have a few places to start your adventure in Wonderland. So until next time keep gaming.

PS if you would like to learn more about Wonderland and help me take over the world one game store at a time check out the Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

Barking Alien’s RPG CAMPAIGN TOUR CHALLENGE! Day 5

There is this dude his name is Adam, and he did a thing and I am doing that thing. https://barkingalien.blogspot.com/2026/01/barking-aliens-rpg-campaign-tour.html?

Day 5: can you share with us the History of the Campaign?

This one is tricky for two reasons. First the history comes and I write the setting, and two and this is the important one. Wonderland is the main focus for my Patreon so I don’t want to give away something that they have not gotten first. But here is what I can give you.

No one knows what wonderland was like before Alice got here. But when she did get here there was a war to see would get to keep Alice. We will talk more about this war on day 17,

There are two biker gangs that formed because two Gnomish brother who used to ride with each other got into a fight and now on brother rides to the North of the Yellow Brick Road, and the other rides to the South. It has been so long that no know remembers what the fight was about.

There is a church that has been in The Dark for a really long time. Many people wonder how it has not fallen yet.

I think that is a good amount of History for today. So until next time keep gaming.

PS if you would like to learn more about Wonderland or other projects going on in The Swamp and help me take over the world one game store at a time check out my Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership