This Gamer’s Goals 230

This past week was alright for getting stuff done. I was not able to work on Ozzland as much as I wanted to, I had to deal with Staples.

This week the promotion is the OSRIC version of The King’s Castle. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/348661/Adventure-Mod-CH1-The-Kings-Castle?affiliate_id=1559598

I have gained 1/6 new goblins for my Army, one step closer to taking over the world one game store at a time. I just did Adventures in Music, so there is new content on the site, and even more coming this week. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week at The Swamp?

Wonderland and Ozzland, that’s what is happening this week.

I think that’s it for this week, so until next time keep gaming.

The Adventures of Chantel 236: What is one thing you would change about yourself?

Today’s blog topic comes to us care of WordPress. The great thing about this question is that most of the things I can change.

I know the question is what is one thing, but I think on this adventure we are going to talk about three and I think we will go in order of most important to me.

  1. My Boobs. They are big, and 8/10 days I am happy, but I want bigger ones. The issue hear is that getting bigger boobs, means getting new clothes and I don’t have the Money for that. I might have convinced myself to start saving money for new clothes.
  2. My Butt. I have a work out plan, I don’t know how much it is going to help but we will see.
  3. My Weight. I am working on this, but it’s a battle everyday. I am trying to be down to 185 before the middle of February.

I think that is everything for this time, so until next time keep gaming.

This Gamer’s Goals 229

This past week has been good. I got 21 to Win mostly done, I just need to make pre-gens. The work on Wonderland is coming a long.

This week the promotion is Escape from Cyclops Island. Now you might be thinking that was this weeks promotion be for the Black Friday started and you are right. But now I am going in order of what Drivethru has listed as the Hottest titles, and in the Number one spot is Escape from Cyclops Island. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/260710/Escape-from-Cyclops-Island?affiliate_id=1559598

It’s the last day of the month, and I have 0/6 new goblins, there is still time today to become a goblin in my Army as I try to take over the world one game store at a time. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

This week it’s a simple week. work on Wonderland and Ozzland.

Alright that’s it for now, so until next time keep gaming.

The Adventures of Chantel 235: It’s Turkey Time

Well it’s Turkey day here in America, and that means it’s we should be grateful for whatever we are grateful for. but as I was thinking about this for a few days, and I have been thinking about something other than what I am thankful for.

We all know it has been a shit year, and if you don’t I have talked about it a few times here in the Adventures of Chantel. And I think that is why I have been thinking about this topic.

The amount of times my wife and I have gotten into it because I tried to encourage her to be the better person. Now I am not saying don’t be a good person, you should always be a good person. But being that better person, that has done nothing for anyone. so you do what you got a do.

Two more things before I go. If you want to help me take over the world one game store at a time, check out my Drivethru store. All of my OSRIC adventures are on sale. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/14046/Chantel-Jones

Second if you want to help Chantel be a Sexy Bitch that get’s to play D&D everyday, check out my patreon. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

Alright I think that’s it for today, so until next time keep gaming.

The Adventures of Chantel 234: Sleep is for the Weak

Today’s blog comes from WordPress If you didn’t need sleep, what would you do with all the extra time?

There was a time that even if I needed sleep I would stay up later then I should, and I guess there are still some of those days. but if I didn’t need sleep what would I do with all the extra time?

I think anyone that follows along at home knows what I would do. for starters that’s more time that I get to be dressed up, trying to take over the world.

There would be extra hours to get the writing done. I could have 12 hours on both Wonderland and Ozzland. or even more hours on Wonderland and 8 hours on Ozzland.

I could also get more blog’s done, because I could spend the day time hours working on my gaming projects, and then the night time hours working on blogs.

Two more things be for I go. First if you want to help me take over the world one game store at a time, check out my products on this site and at Drivethrurpg.com https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/blackfriday.php?src=2025BFCMRPGL. All the OSRIC adventures are on Sale and The C&C version of The King’s Castle are on Sale.

Second if you want to help Chantel be a a sexy Bitch that get’s to play D&D everyday check out my Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

Alright I think that’s it for now, so until next time keep gaming.

This Gamer’s Goals 228

This past week has been good for writing, I got stuff on Wonderland and Ozzland done, spent a little time working on my book, and got one blog done.

This week the promotion is Escape from Cyclops Island: I need to sell one copy for it to be come a Copper Best Seller. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/260710/Escape-from-Cyclops-Island?affiliate_id=1559598

The Swamp has gained 0/6 new Goblins in the Goblin Queen’s Army. But their is still time for this month. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership. There is a lot of content.

What’s happening this week at The Swamp?

Wonderland: I am still working on the City of the Mad Hatter 16 over 6. There is still so much to get mapped and written.

Ozzland: If I spend all day working on 21 to win, I think I could have it done.

I need to spend on hour today working on my book.

I think that is it for this week, so until next time Keep Gaming.

The Adventures of Chantel 233: It’s kind of a Big Deal

I am sure the reason I have been thinking about this thing form when I was in school working on My BS degree. Is because we are a week away from Black Friday. I don’t remember what class it was.

The thing I have been thinking about is if you want to be good at Business don’t have Sale’s.

Even when I was in school this seemed odd to me. my whole life every business has had sales rather it be the car dealership trying to get you to buy a car without your wife knowing about it so you could pull it into the drive way on Christmas day to buy one get one.

Now I know there are some places that don’t have sales and good for them. but to say if you want to be good at Business or to stay in business don’t have sales is crazy.

Well we are on the subject, I can’t remember if I am signed up for the sale that Drivethru is about to have, but follow https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?keywords=Chantel+jones&x=0&y=0&author=&artist=&pfrom=&pto= and they will let you know when the sale starts.

I think that’s it, so until next time keep gaming.

This Gamer’s Goals 227

This last week was indeed a week. I got writing done on both Wonderland and Ozzland but not as much as I was hoping to get done.

This week the promotion is the House of Lilly, a first level adventure for Castles and Crusades: https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/298933/The-House-of-Lilly?affiliate_id=1559598.

I have reached 0/6 new goblins this week. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week at The Swamp?

I always forget to talk about it because it’s not really a gaming book but I need to spend one hour today working on my book.

The week is simple there is Wonderland and Ozzland.

And maybe I can get a blog or two in.

I think that’s it for this week so until next time keep gaming.

The Helping Hand of Doom

It’s once again time for The Helping Hand of Doom. I kind of want to call this the American War edition, because of my first post.

Now I know that America is at War with everyone, but My dude The Kingsley a dude to the North of us, has some really cool stuff going on right now. You can find all the cool stuff that you need for Christmas in two places. https://rippedtabardadventures.com/ and https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher/24332/ripped-tabard-adventures I have a few of his adventures and they are great.

Now I am just doing this because that’s what the Helping Hand of Doom Does and today there is no order to the stuff I am sharing.

Check out Craig Hatler Games: https://craighatler.itch.io/

Now I think we are going to get in to some Youtube shows and yeah that’s not spending money but watching shows helps them out and helping people is what Christmas is all about right?

Choose YourRoll: https://www.youtube.com/@chooseyourroll5459

The Laughing Tavern: https://www.youtube.com/@TheLaughingTavern

Now if you need some Greyhawk and really who doesn’t need Greyhawk and you know my first link to Greyhwak is for my dude Carlos. https://www.caslentertainment.com/shop/dungeon-modules/UP2XTA565TSVSLN7BYEMWAQY

Next is a new one https://www.dmsguild.com/en/product/525572/greyhawk-magic-item-compendium?affiliate_id=1559598

I think I got everyone I wanted but it would not be a Helping Hand of Doom is I did not share a link to my dude David. https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/240921/avremier-supplement-0?affiliate_id=1559598

Alright I think that’s it for today, so until next time keep gaming.

This Gamer’s Goals 226

This past week the writing has been good for Wonderland. Not so much for Ozzland. I tried to spend 3 hours a day working on both projects, and I did not do that. So this week I will do something different.

This week the promotion is Trick or Treat a 1st level adventure for Castles and Crusades: https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/296124/Trick-or-Treat?affiliate_id=1559598

I have reached 0/6 new Goblins so far this month. But there is still plenty of time to get all the Goblins I need to grow my Empire and take over the world one Game Store at a time.

There is a lot of content going on. Wonderland is coming along, As I am working on 16 over 6 the city of the Mad Hatter.

Ozzland is also coming along, I need to start working on the Adventure that comes with the Isle of Treasure Hoard, it’s called 21 to Win. This past week was Adventures in Music. The song of choose was Children of the Grave by: Ozzy. The characters that you get for free are an Assassin, and two special clerics. There is a new Magic Item, two new Monsters and the Special Cleric. If you want to gain any off this what I think is cool stuff you can find it here. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week?

While it’s Wonderland and Ozzland.

I think that’s it for now so until next time keep gaming.