Today’s adventure comes from WordPress If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say?

I have been thinking about this for a few hours now and I think I have 4 things.

1. The first option is Fuck Trump. Yeah I would pay for that.
2. Sex work is real work.
3. Of course I would have an ad for The Swamp. Get more eyes on the website and stuff.

Okay so I have forgotten what the fourth thing was since I came up with my list and the time that got to write it, and that’s okay I guess.

So there are two more things before we go.

first if you would like to have Chantel take over the world one game store at a time check out the Drivethru RPG store. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/14046/Chantel-Jones

Second if you want to help Chantel live her dream of being a Sexy Bitch that get’s to play D&D everyday check out the patreon. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

Alright that’s it for now, so until next time keep gaming.

I like listening to new music, and that might be one of the reasons I like reading listening to the bands that come to me care of The Square Pig in a Round Hole. https://kareneisenbreywriter.com/2026/01/03/square-pig-in-a-round-hole-january-3-2026/?fbclid=IwY2xjawPJI4dleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZBAyMjIwMzkxNzg4MjAwODkyAAEeUOC1WQzee2rRuUx9c-DbEPvinU5vxmUpN4vq8dcQqkS7IjmZsK88zkfW4SA_aem_2qbgRCRYi5hQiOauqi_x2Q

But this year it’s time that I not only pick a winner each week, but to see who is the Band of the Year.

The winner of this weeks battle of the bands is Bliss. LA Beast is a great song/Music. https://open.spotify.com/track/10oJ63fBqGd5lNlnXLpEsp?si=78a24c45f89241cf

Now I need to go make a bracket so we can see who Bliss will be facing next week. So until then keep gaming.

somewhere out there on the internet is a blog or a few blogs about the top 500 greatest albums ever, and if I would play them in my game stores. I kind of have that bug again and one of the things I wanted to do this year was, a battle of the bands. See I have a friend who does a music band name blog. https://kareneisenbreywriter.com/2025/12/27/square-pig-in-a-round-hole-december-27-2025/?fbclid=IwY2xjawPH9-NleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZBAyMjIwMzkxNzg4MjAwODkyAAEeG26j4DWV14HpRV9FHx_XW5GnaERyRNJcpgc_ASsQ-ISTp95LEYuU3KI4Wpo_aem_EOj1in16ApwoWgsmkQa7rg

We have not had a Square Pig in a Round hole yet, but I saw a reel of Jack Black saying every music lover should listen to all 9 Led Zeppelin albums in a row. And I asked some people if this is true and here we are.

After Listening to all 9 albums in a row, I am not sure how I feel about the experience. I don’t think I have wasted my entire day and I want my money back. But I don’t think I have gained anything either. And if for sure don’t feel like I need to wash my ears out with some Pink Floyd or Ozzy so I guess that’s a win.

Led Zeppelin IV is probability the album I know the most, and that’s good too I think. Do I think every music lover needs to do this once in there life? No I don’t think you need to do it, but if you do good on you.

I think this is it for this Bonus A Gamer a Day, so until next time keep gaming.

This week has been mostly good for getting writing done. I started 31 days of Character Creation and Dungeon 26. Plus the Normal writing that I do.

This week the promotion is Chantel’s Museum of Natural History. My first 5e adventure. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/266211/Chantels-Museum-of-Natural-History?affiliate_id=1559598

It’s a new month and that means so far this year I have reached 0/6 new Goblins for my Army as I take over the world one game store at a time. There is a lot going on. There is Wonderland and Ozzland, 31 days of Character Creation, and Dungeon 26. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week at The Swamp?

Wonderland: I am still working on the City of 16/6, I would like to be done working on the section I am on this week.

Ozzland: The project that I am working on for Dungeon 26 is part of Ozzland. I also have the flying castle that I am working on.

I think that is it for this week so until next time keep gaming.

The two wolf’s that are in me are fighting right now about if next year is going to be a good year or not. I mean I hope it is, but something tells me the best we are going to get is that is is just as bad as 2025, and I guess as long as we stop going backwards that’s a win.

I am trying to learn how to use a mapping program so I can make better maps for my adventures. it is going way slower thing I thought it would but it’s still going I think.

Ozzland will be coming out and I am really excited about that.

Wonderland is coming along, and I should get a lot done next year. my goal was to have the Basic version out in the Summer, but as I work on 16/6 if it comes out next year it will be at the end of the year.

I am looking forward to growing The Swamp. I have a booth and an Expo in January, and I have plans to get a booth at a con in February. There is also Rage con in the summer that I am going to try and get a booth at. Rage con might be a push because I think I am going to need 1,000 dollars in product to make that one happen.

There is a shopping trip in October that I am looking forward to.

and I hope lots and lots of gaming.

I think that’s it for now, so until next year keep gaming.

I read a blog that said 2025 is just as bad as 2025. https://tardiscaptain.com/2025/12/28/prepping-for-the-2026-character-creation-challenge/ I was talking with the blogger and he says they are neck and neck for the worst year ever and I like to point out that things are subjective. 2020 was a bad year, but I got paid kind of to stay home. The temp work was there a little and The Swamp still made Money. So based off those factors I would content that 2025 is way worse then 2020. There was also a light at the end of the tunnel in 2020. Though I have hope that 2026 is a better year there is no light at the end of the tunnel.

In March I published the last adventure in the Final Dream I saga. Mt. Kolob. I have sold zero copies this year. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/517553/Adventure-Module-CH-5-MtKolob?affiliate_id=1559598

In June I published Lady Fear, a 5e Gothic Horror adventure, I have sold zero copies of that adventure too. https://www.patreon.com/posts/adventure-lady-132912761?source=storefront

I did not write anymore adventures because I had hoped to work on getting better maps and formatting for my adventures that I had out. That did not work the way I had wanted it too.

In July we lot Ozzy. Man I miss Ozzy.

On August first I was laid off from my job. I have still yet to find a job. I remember a time that I didn’t care if I was fired for laid off because there were always going to be jobs. And now not so much.

Last year The Swamp made 998 dollars. This year I don’t even think I have made half of that.

On the Plus side to this year that should not be. I have gained 4 goblins to my Army, and that’s two more then any other year so I will take that win.

Alright I think that is it for now, so until next time keep gaming.

This past week was okay for getting the writing done. I got less done on Christmas day but that’s because I fell back asleep.

This week the promotion is Escape from Cyclops Island.https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/260710/Escape-from-Cyclops-Island. I would like to sell at least one more copy before the year ends.

This month I have gained 1/6 new goblins for my Army. There is still time to join the forest of Chantel Goddess of Beauty and War as she takes over the world one game store at a time. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week at The Swamp?

While there are new things coming starting on Thursday day it’s once again time for 31 days of Character Creation, and I will be starting Dungeon 26.

There is also Wonderland and Ozzland.

As we move from the end of the year to the start of the year, On Monday day I will make a post about the shit year that was 2025, and on Tuesday I will make a post about what I would like to see happen in 2026.

I think that’s it for this week, so until next time keep gaming.

This week could have been better for the writing, but I think it’s okay it’s the week before Christmas and there were things to get done.

The promotion for this week is just going to be my Drivethru store. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/14046/Chantel-Jones

There is about to be a lot of content coming to Patreon, and it’s all going to be for the Public, I might set it to Free and paying members. Okay I know what I am going to do. The 31 days of Character creation will be for everyone. But if you want to see the Year long project that will be a new adventure for the second Isle of Ozzland you will have to be at least a free member of the Swamp. I have reached 1/6 new goblins for my Army this Month, but there is still time. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week at The Swamp?

It’s easy really, I am working on Wonderland and Ozzland.

That’s it for now, so until next time keep gaming.

I have already posted that the writing was good this week so we are just going to get right in to all the other stuff.

This week the promotion is CH 5 Mt. Kolob. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/517553/Adventure-Module-CH-5-MtKolob?affiliate_id=1559598

There is a lot of stuff happening at the Swamp right now, and there is about to be even more. you can come be a Goblin in my Army as I take over the world one game store at a time. I have reach 1/6 goblins this month. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week at The Swamp?

It’s Wonderland and Ozzland. I also need to start working on some of the things for next year.

Alright that’s it for this week so until next time keep gaming.

It has been a week and I think I am glad it’s over.

I had two interviews this week for jobs that wont even start until the end of next month. I also had some ex co-workers call and say they want me, but I can’t start until the 1st of next month.

The writing has been good, I have things moving a long in Wonderland, and I got everything done that I need to for Ozzland on Thursday. Now I just need to keep going.

There is a job fair and Expo on the 29th of January. I would like to go, I just need to find 75 dollars for a booth and lunch. But I need 100 dollars still for LTUE in February.

I think that might be it for now, so until next time keep gaming.