The Adventures of Chantel 246: Behold the Goddess of Beauty and War

My friend from The Other Side Publishing is doing something new where he checks out your blog and wants to put more thought into what he says about your post. And for some reason that got me thinking that I need to do more on the blog. I mean I try but things get in the way and There are projects that are more important than being a gamer every day, which is weird to say if one of my goals is to be a Sexy Bitch that gets to play D&D every day.

Anyway, I was reading an article about playing Gods in Magic the Gathering and it got me to thinking about The Gods in D&D. I love that in D&D the Gods if you wanted, they could be part of the Everyday part of life. I like the gods being in everyday life but I have not don that yet, mostly because I am just writing adventures. But even in the Temple of Set you don’t meet Set or any of his Avatars.

I don’t know why but I have been thinking about Gods in Ravenloft as I work on Ozzland more, Like Anaitis the mother if living Water, now there are other reasons that I have really been into this Goddess but I also have a note book that I have been writing in for Gods when I get to other parts of Ozzland.

I think that’s it for now, so until next time keep gaming.

The Adventures of Chantel 246: April Goals

In an effort to do something new and to grow The Swamp I have been thinking about what I can do, and one thing I have come up with is sharing my monthly goals with the world so maybe the world with see them and be like hey she is manifesting and we got her.

I think I am going to break them down into three groups Drivethru, Lulu and Patreon. Those are the main sources of Dollars for the Swamp. When I have a con that I have a booth at I might set a goal

I know I have shared before I don’t like setting goals that require other people’s action but I guess that is life.

Patreon: I think the goal is the same as every month get 6 new goblins to join the Army. But I also want to sell 5 copies of Lady Fear. You can get that adventure and check out what I have to offer at Patreon.com/Theswamp.

Drivethru: I have two goals at drivethru also. the fist is to sell one more copy of Escape from Cyclops Island. I only need to sell one more copy for it to become a Copper Best-Seller. the second goal is to make 200 dollars.

Lulu: I think I would like to make 200 dollars selling the adventures I have posted.

I think that is a good starting point, so until next time keep gaming. Shop the Independent Bookstore | Lulu

I think that is a good start to this project, so until next time keep gaming.

This Gamer’s Goals 245

This last week has been a pretty good week for getting stuff done. I started working on an adventure’s of Chantel about did we forget to say Fuck Wizbro’s but then I deleted it.

It’s almost April, and I have been thinking about doing a Monthly goal blog, but I am not sure telling you how much money I want to make is going to do, but maybe we will see. Really it would just be one more thing I would have to do, in a long list of things I have to do.

April is the nothing that I started the Business so I am going to have a “Birthday” sale in the month of April everything on Drivethru that can be on sale and still more then a dollar will be 31% off.

For Two days this week the Promotion is The House of Lilly a 1st C&C adventure. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/298933/The-House-of-Lilly?affiliate_id=1559598

I have gained 0/6 new goblins in my Army as I try to take over the world one game store at a time. But there are still a few days left. I have the characters ready to do for Patreon day, I still need to make the ones for Adventures in Music. I am really excited about all the characters that are coming out in April. If you want to see what is happening at The Swamp or you need characters for an up coming game check it out. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week at The Swamp?

It’s mostly Wonderland and Ozzlnad. Patreon Day is coming on Wednesday

Alright my friends I think that’s it for now, so until next time keep gaming.

Battle of the Bands week 13

There is a new Square Pig in a Round Hole https://kareneisenbreywriter.com/2026/03/27/square-pig-in-a-round-hole-march-28-2026/? And that means it’s time to get dressed for a good show.

This week seems to be a tough week for the music, and maybe that is going to happen sometimes. I was really hoping that Period Bomb was going to be the Winner it’s a great name and Karen did a great job introducing the band. But their Music just did not do it for me.

Now to be fair the Winner this week that Music could have been better. And the Winner and the first band in the next bracket is Reader I feel that with songs like Are you a Vampire they should be going way harder then they did. I am also not sold on the band name. And for this reason I don’t think it’s going to talk long before they are out of the race for Best band of 2026.

Alright I think that is it for today, so until next week keep gaming.

This Gamer’s Goals 244

As far as the writing goes this last week was good, I got a good amount of writing done for Wonderland. I am trying to get some stuff done on Ozzland but also dealing with a son and his broken leg.

This this week the Promotion is Trick or Treat a level one adventure for Castles and Crusades. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/296124/Trick-or-Treat?affiliate_id=1559598

I got the Adventures in Music done for this month, I am looking to get 6 new goblins to join my Army. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week at the Swamp?

It’s just Wonderland and Ozzland.

Battle of the Bands week 12

There is a new Square Pig in a Round Hole https://kareneisenbreywriter.com/2026/03/21/square-pig-in-a-round-hole-march-21-2026/? And that means it’s time to put on our Mini skirts and pull up our stocking, and head to the concert hall.

To start this battle today’s winner of the Square Pig in a Round Hole is MoonStyle https://open.spotify.com/album/3xFtLS72GjChmWzEObOYuy?si=LpI0evhFT5aMbMFr175H4w

Now on today’s Battle Oh wait, there is no battle this week Moonstyle is the first band for the next bracket.

So until next time keep gaming.

This Gamer’s Goals 243

This past week as been hell and I hope it’s over, because I feel like the last three weeks have been hell.

This week the promotion is Mt. Kolob. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/517553/Adventure-Module-CH-5-MtKolob?affiliate_id=1559598

I have achieved 0/6 Goblins this month, but the good news is there is still time to join the Ranks of my Goblin Army as I take over the world one game store at a time. I have Adventures in Music coming out this week, I am excited about it, I have not made a monk since the first group of characters so many years ago. I also have some thoughts on the songs that I am putting up. So check that out.https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

I start my new job this week, and I am happy about that, but the writing is going to take a hit. I was really hoping to get Wonderland out this year, but I am not sure that is going to happen. But it seems par for the course. we are half way through the last month of the quarter and I have done nothing that I wanted to do.

I think that is it for today, so until next time keep gaming.

Battle of the Bands week 11

There is a new Square Pig in a Round Hole, and that means put on your mini skirts and head to the concert hall. https://kareneisenbreywriter.com/2026/03/14/square-pig-in-a-round-hole-march-14-2026/?

Today the winner of the Square Pig in a Round Hole is Northern Cold https://open.spotify.com/track/1Y0BRJolehmiwgU6gwWdNG?si=6409badc64fa4ccd

Now Northern Cold has to battle Toxic Tears. This battle was an easy one. the winner is Northern Cold. There is a part of me wishes that they could battle Bliss

Next week we set up the next bracket to see who will make their way to battle Northern Cold. So until next time keep gaming.

This Gamer’s Goals 242

This last week has been tough, I am not Sure this coming week is going to be any better.

This week the promotion is The Temple of Set: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/426836/ch-4-the-temple-of-set?affiliate_id=1559598 it’s on sale right now.

There are like 4 days left of the GM’s day Sale where you can get all the OSRIC adventures and one C&C adventure on sale. https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/browse?promo=31817&src=gmsday2026rpgp&keyword=Chantel%20jones

I would like to get get six goblins to join my Army this month. So far I have zero. if you would like to see what projects I am working on check out. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week at The Swamp?

it’s Wonderland and Ozzland.

Battle of the Bands week 10

I think I mess up my weeks somewhere. But anyway there is a new Square Pig in a Round Hole. https://kareneisenbreywriter.com/2026/03/07/square-pig-in-a-round-hole-march-7-2026/?

Today’s post is to start the next bracket and the first band Is Toxic Tears.https://open.spotify.com/track/4xHCvUvpz7OYTcBFLELmOn?si=8ec49fa1714e474d

It was a hard choose today, every band on the list today was good.

Alright that’s it for this week so until next time keep gaming.