This Gamer’s Goals 261

This past week as not been as good as it could have been for writing, but for those of you following along at home. My wife and I did get a new car so I should be able to get back to doing what I need to do to get the writing done.

This week the promotion is The Christmas in July sale at Drivethru.com. All of the OSRIC adventures are on sale, and the C&C version of The King’s Castle. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?keywords=Chantel+jones&x=0&y=0&author=&artist=&pfrom=&pto=

The Swamp has still reached -1/6 new Goblin in the Army it needs to take over the world one game store at a time. There is a lot going on right now in The Swamp. for Ozzland there are curses that are being released every day that I work on Ozzland so Monday-Thursday. I am about to start on level 3 curses. For Wonderland you can learn about the Cosmos. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week at The Swamp?

The King’s Castle: I will have the maps for the mine, and level one of the castle at the end of the week. Then will send of the map for level 2. Still looking good to have the updated version coming out in August.

Ozzland: As stated above this week I will be working on level curses.

Wonderland: Again as stated above this week I am working on the Cosmos of the setting.

Alright, I think that’s it for this week so until next time keep gaming.

Battle of the Bands week 29

There is a new Square Pig in a Round Hole. https://kareneisenbreywriter.com/2026/07/18/square-pig-in-a-round-hole-july-18-2026/?

And that means it’s time to Dress up and get down to the Dance Hall. This week all the band names are good, and The Music they make is even better. There are a few bands that I could see going far in this Tournament, but that’s not what it is about. And This weeks band might lose in their first match, but The are the band I like the Most this week. and they are Milk for the Angry.

Now it’s time to see who will will between Mild for the Angry and Miles to Nowhere.

It’s true Milk for the Angry had a hard match to over come facing a Female lead Rock Band. And the Winner for this battle is Miles to Nowhere.

Alright that’s it for this week, so until next time keep gaming.

The Adventures of Chantel 262: It’s Christmas again and buying a car Sucks ass.

There are a lot of things that I need to get done running a business, and for the last 4 days I have not been able to do any of those things.

On June 13th my wife was in a car accident, someone ran a red light and T-boned her. She is alright but the car got totaled. And for the last 4 days I have been trying to get a new car. And I am behind on working on Ozzland, and getting the Christmas in July blog done.

So here it is we are now two days into Christmas i July and it looks like the things that are on sell from The Swamp are The OSRIC collection and the C&C version of The King’s Castle. Also, because the No Body sale that is happening until July 17th. The Temple of Zeus is only 3.50

After Christmas in July, it will be time for the Spooky Season.

I think that is it for this adventure so until next time keep gaming.

The Adventures of Chantel 261

Well Rage con 2026 has come and gone, and due to mostly not getting a job until March, I was not able to go. I was hoping to have a booth and to be able to run games. but as I always say even the best laid plans of Mice and Women.

I was thinking about going to Salt con end of Summer and maybe doing some farmers Market type deals. But I have changed my mind. I have two goals that I need to accomplish before any other cons or markets.

The first is get bigger boobs. I have money for the boobs, now I just need new bras, and I am getting the matching panties that go with them, because I should be able to have nice things to. I will get new outfits over time, but I have three right now that will fit.

The next thing I need to do before any other cons or markets is Make sure I have enough money to go to Rage con next year. I am thinking it’s going to cost about 3k. But it’s the biggest con closest to me, and I need to be there. I am not sure what I am going to do about a booth. I am thinking I will talk to a dealer and will pay for the booth if they will sell my books there. That way i can still go run games.

I am hoping I can get this done by December. So check out my Drivethru store and Remember that right now Escape from Cyclops Island and the Temple of Zeus are 50% off. And it’s almost time for Christmas in July so everything will be on sale. DriveThruRPG.com – The Largest RPG Download Store!

Alright I think that is it for today, so until next time keep gaming.

This Gamer’s Goals 260

This past week has been good for getting the writing done. I wish I was able to get a few more blog’s done but that’s okay.

This week the Promotion is The No Body Sale. Escape from Cyclops Island and the Temple of Zeus are 50% off. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?keywords=Chantel+jones&x=0&y=0&author=&artist=&pfrom=&pto=

It’s almost time for Christmas in July. I think between the No Body Sale and Christmas in July reaching the goal of selling 12 copies of Escape from Cyclops Island will happen.

I am still at -1/6 new goblins. There is so much going on right now at The Swamp and that means lots of Content for Not Ravenloft and Wonderland that can be used for all of your D&D games. there is still time to become a Goblin in my Army this month. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week at The Swamp?

There is one more week before we get the maps back for The King’s Castle.

Ozzland: I am going to be starting the Level 2 curses this week, and I should be able to get those knocked out.

Wonderland: I am still working on the City of Atlantis.

Battle of the Bands week 28

There is a new Square Pig in a Round Hole, https://kareneisenbreywriter.com/2026/07/10/square-pig-in-a-round-hole-july-11-2026/?

And that means it’s time to get up, Dress up, and Show up. This week we are just looking at this weeks winner from the List of Band names from Square Pig in a Round Hole. And this week the winner is. Miles to No Where.

I also did a thing.

Alright, there you have it for this week, so until next time keep gaming.

This Gamer’s Goals 259

This past week as been alright for writing, but there is more to get done.

This week the promotion is the No Body Sale. The Temple of Zeus and Escape from Cyclops Island are on sale. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?keywords=Chantel+jones&x=0&y=0&author=&artist=&pfrom=&pto=

I am still achieved -1/6 There is a lot going on between Wonderland and Ozzland, and it’s never to late to join the Army as I try to take over the world one game store at a time. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

What’s happening this week at The Swamp?

The King’s Castle Update: I have some maps getting done right now, they would be ready in two weeks. Then the last map. I could have the updates done and ready to go out in August. That would be Wonderful.

Wonderland: I am still working on the City of Atlantis, I should be done with it soon.

Ozzland: Right now I am working on Curses. I think I will spend today working on if there are going to be any more, then I will start working on what level each curse is.

Alright I think that’s it for this week so until next time keep gaming.

Battle of the Bands week 27

There is a new Square Pig in a Round Hole, https://kareneisenbreywriter.com/2026/07/04/square-pig-in-a-round-hole-july-4-2026/? And that means it’s time to get up, Dress up and Show up.

This week the Names were okay, There where a few bands that I was not able to find music for, and that makes me just a little sad, because I think could have been this weeks winner. But instead it’s Lawn Darts.

But it’s a many battles week so let’s get it started. There is no rest for the Wicked and that Means the first battle is Lawn Darts vs Panic Shack.

This battle might be a little unfair to Lawn Darts, but that is life. The winner here is going to be Panic Shack.

And now it’s time for the last battle this week. Panic Shack vs Sewer Person.

I think we have been over this enough that it’s a no brainier as to who the winner is, but a Girl band with a song called Girl band Starter pack has to be the winner.

And that is the show for this week, so until next time keep gaming.

The Adventures of Chantel 260: Who is your favorite blogger to follow?

Today’s adventure comes from WordPress, and when I saw it, I knew I had to do it. Now I don’t know about the rest of you, but there is more then one blog I follow. You know about Square Pig in a Round Hole because I do Battle of the Bands every week. Square Pig in a Round Hole-June 27, 2026 – Karen Eisenbrey

But I all so Follow some Gaming one’s because after all I am a gamer.

I have always followed The Other Side because I have known him for some time and he always has good stuff. In fact, my Fuck Wizbro’s but blog posts where because of him. https://theotherside.timsbrannan.com/2026/06/vecna-must-die.html

But I found a Facebook group that is called I would rather be killing Monster’s. And as I type this post from work I would indeed rather be home killing monsters. Any way they have a lot of good people in that group writing blogs. the most active that I follow would be Tim and Cowboys Capes and Claws. Cowboys, Capes, and Claws: THROWBACK THURSDAY: Kickin’ It Old School!

Alright there are three blogs for you to check out So until next time keep gaming.

The Adventures of Chantel 259: July Goals

I know I did not do goals for June at least I don’t remember doing a Monthly Goals blog in June. But I am getting back to it in July.

Hell, MI. I would love to be able to buy Hell, I have a lot of good ideas. I am not going to do a go fund me or anything because I am going to take your money just to put your name on a brick that is stupid. But if you would like to help me reach the goal of 800,000 dollars check out my Drivethru store. DriveThruRPG

I would like to reach 50 copies of Escape from Cyclops Island sold by the end of July. I am not sure how I got my counts so far off, but I need to sell 12 more copies to reach this goal. And right now until July 17th This adventure is 50% off. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/260710/Escape-from-Cyclops-Island?affiliate_id=1559598

I don’t know what further a long looks like, but I want to have more done on Wonderland.

The Ozzland products are taking a shape of their own and there has been a third book added to the ones I was already working on. I think I should be able to get The Guide to Ozzland done by the end of July.

I think that is it for the goals for next month, so until next time keep gaming.