There is this dude his name is Adam, and he did a thing and I am doing that thing. https://barkingalien.blogspot.com/2026/01/barking-aliens-rpg-campaign-tour.html?

Day 5: can you share with us the History of the Campaign?

This one is tricky for two reasons. First the history comes and I write the setting, and two and this is the important one. Wonderland is the main focus for my Patreon so I don’t want to give away something that they have not gotten first. But here is what I can give you.

No one knows what wonderland was like before Alice got here. But when she did get here there was a war to see would get to keep Alice. We will talk more about this war on day 17,

There are two biker gangs that formed because two Gnomish brother who used to ride with each other got into a fight and now on brother rides to the North of the Yellow Brick Road, and the other rides to the South. It has been so long that no know remembers what the fight was about.

There is a church that has been in The Dark for a really long time. Many people wonder how it has not fallen yet.

I think that is a good amount of History for today. So until next time keep gaming.

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So there is this dude and his name is Adam. And while Adam did a thing and I am doing that thing.

Day 4 is there a map? Hell yes there’s a map.

Before a show you the map, I need to have a crazy old lady story time. in 2002 I severd a church mission in Hawai’i and on the second or third day I went out to do the work and the first thing I saw was a dude on a moped, and the wife on the back side had the map spread out a cross his back. And some times I wish we could go back to those days.

Wonderland has a hex map and each hex is 50 miles so if you remember Atlantis the answer is yes that city is 100 miles long.

At the North of the map is the Long Mountie Range it keeps most of Wonderland from the Frozen North. There is the West and East Sea. In the East Sea is the island that is home to the Port City of Mystery.

In the South-east of Wonderland is the Elephant Graveyard. ( we might learn a little more about that when we get to who’s in charge?)

In the West side is the Isles of the Gods, it’s just a bunch of Islands.

Alright I think that’s it for today, so until next time keep gaming.

PS. if you would like to learn even more about Wonderland and help me talk over the world one game store at a time check out my Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

So there is this dude and his name is Adam, and he did this thing and I am doing that thing. https://barkingalien.blogspot.com/2026/01/barking-aliens-rpg-campaign-tour.html?

Day 3 Wants to know where are we?

Well right now I am working on the City of Atlantis. on the Wonderland map it is located on M 15, and L15. It is about 350 miles from the Main land to the East and about 350 miles from the close Island to the South. It is about 3,000 miles from the surface so I am not saying Humans can’t get there it might just be a little hard.

The people of Atlantis do have some content with the surface people for King Tidus has one of the eight Magical hammers made by the Dwarf’s.

The Harold y of the city are two crossed tridents on the left and right is some seaweed, and above and below are two ells.

I have only started working on this city so all I have mapped out is the castle of King Tidus, a Guard house, some normal people houses and one weapon shop.

I think that’s it for today, so until next time keep gaming.

PS. if you would like to A) Learn more about Wonderland and B) help Chantel take over the world one game store at a time check out my Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

So there is this dude named Adam, and he started a thing. And I am doing that Thing. https://barkingalien.blogspot.com/2026/01/barking-aliens-rpg-campaign-tour.html?

Day 2’s question is about the tour Guide. Those on the tour want to get to know us better and that sounds about right, but I am not like the tour guides on the Jungle Cruse, I save my jokes for the right time.

Now I had the blog topics about three days before we were to start and I have been thinking about this one since then because who was I going to pick to give you a tour? I feel that Alice would be the best bet and the go to answer but she is busy being a God. Then I thought maybe the Cheshire Cat, I mean after all he knows that if you don’t know where you are going it doesn’t matter which way you go. But he is busy doing whatever it is he does.

And then I thought I am a Lawful Evil woman and I only do these blog things because I want more people to know about Wonderland and come join me in The Swamp, plus who knows Wonderland better then me?

So I am going to be your guide in Wonderland.

My name is Chantel Jones I am 6’2 and have blue eyes and Red hair. I have been playing Dungeons and Dragons since 1985. I have been working on Wonderland since I was about in the sixth grade and Yes I agree for working on it for that long I should be way more done with it. you know life is what happens when you are busy working publishing a campaign setting.

9 out of 10 times you can find me in some kind of slutty outfit and heels that are no shorter then 6″ that’s just how I work on my D&D creations, and how I enjoy life.

The inspiration for this setting has come from a few places. Mostly the Book Alice in Wonderland, the Disney movie, and the Zenascope Comic’s. There are also things that are not part of any of those things. Like the Shark-kin or the Elephant Graveyard. Or the sea faring Dwarfs.

I think that’s it for today so until next time keep gaming.

P.S. if you would like to help me take over the world one game store at a time please check out my Patreon. Where you can get even more Wonderland content. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

There is this dude named Adam and he has a blog https://barkingalien.blogspot.com/2026/01/barking-aliens-rpg-campaign-tour.html? And I kind of liked the idea he had.

Day one of his Campaign challenge is about the introduction and over to the Campaign and the overview.

There are two campaigns that I have but when I got word of this challenge I know it had to be about Wonderland. So let’s go.

The overview is pretty easy. The Wonderland setting is Alice in Wonderland according to the Mind of one Chantel jones. Some things in the world are pretty simple like the characters. other things are pretty cool and fun. Like the City of the Mad Hatter or the City of the Damned. At the Center of the world is a 7-11.

The best part of this campaign setting is that we are all Mad here.

There is a new Square Pig in a round hole, and that means it’s time to hike up your mini skirts and but on your boots. https://kareneisenbreywriter.com/2026/01/31/square-pig-in-a-round-hole-january-31-2026/?

This week is a short post as we are just setting up the next rounds of battle. On the list in the link above the winner of the band names is Weakend Friends. I once had a friend that would only talk to me on the week ends when she was wasted. so maybe that had something to do with this band winning. But mostly it’s because a Girl rock bands are where it is at.

The first contender for the next bracket is Weakend Friends.

Alright that’s it for this week so until next week keep gaming.

This past week has been good for getting things done. There is even more coming this week so let’s get into it.

This week the promotion is The King’s Castle OSRIC version. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/348661/Adventure-Mod-CH1-The-Kings-Castle?affiliate_id=1559598

It’s Patreon day today, so there is about to even more content then there normally is and there is always a lot of content on Patreon. It’s a new month and that means it’s time to get 6 new goblins to join my Army. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

There is this person that I know in a Facebook group called I’d Rather be Killing Monsters and he is doing a thing this month. I have decided that I am going to do it. https://barkingalien.blogspot.com/2026/01/barking-aliens-rpg-campaign-tour.html?. The topic will be Wonderland. So if you have ever wanted to know more about my Campaign now is your chance.

I have not forgotten about Battle of the Bands this week, it was just a busy Saturday and it’s coming.

This week will be more Wonderland and more Ozzland.

I think that’s it for this week, so until next time keep gaming.

This past week as been pretty okay, I finished the 1st level of The Flying Castle of Almafi III done, and have started working on Monsters and Treasure. Wonderland is coming along well. There were a few adventures that I would have liked to Blog about, but I am trying to get two projects done so those are what got left out.

This week the promotion is The Sword of Laban. A level 1 adventure for D&D 5e. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/336768/The-Sword-of-Laban?affiliate_id=1559598

I have Gained 0/6 new goblins this month, but there is still time for you to hop on that wagon as it passes and sign up to join the goblin army. I have started working on the rewards for next month, and I kind of like the Bard that is coming. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

This week it’ more Wonderland and Ozzland.

On Thursday I am going to have a booth at an Expo, I am excited about that.

I think that’s it for this week so until next time keep gaming.

There is a new Square Pig in a Round hole https://kareneisenbreywriter.com/2026/01/24/square-pig-in-a-round-hole-january-24-2026/? and that means time hick up your skirts and put on your combat boots, as we battle it out and see who the best band of the year is.

This week it’s busy week this week on the battle front, as we take a look at this weeks winner of the Square Pig in a Round Hole band names. And this week the winner is The Villians Inside. https://open.spotify.com/track/6KMc5AxiUdO7L88SedAl96?si=8b264c98b2144383

Now we have to decided who is the better band. The Villians Inside or NothingLand?

I like Nothingland, but The Villians Inside bring it way harder, and at the end of the day that’s what I am looking for and wanting out of a band.

Now we have to decide who is the better band Bliss or The Villians Inside? I will admit a few weeks ago, that as much as I like Bliss and the LA Beast, if a rock or punk band came up against them the rock or Punk band would win. And I do love Bliss but this battle is going to The Villians Inside.

Alright I think that is it for this week, so until next time keep Gaming.

It’s been a okay week, but now it’s time for a new one, and the adventures it might bring.

This week the promotion is a C&C adventure. The House of Lilly. https://legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/298933/The-House-of-Lilly?affiliate_id=1559598

This week is going to be a good week at The Swamp. you should come check it out, and I search for 6 goblins to join my Army. https://www.patreon.com/c/u14964776/membership

This week is simple Wonderland and Ozzland.

I think that’s it for this week so until next time keep gaming.